yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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