I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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