Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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