did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
