just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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