In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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