yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is her dick bigger than yours?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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