He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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