she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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