Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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