I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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