that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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