So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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