I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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