Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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