problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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