if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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