I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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