He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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