check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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