All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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