I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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