To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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