are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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