im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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