Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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