Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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