ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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