We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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