My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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