Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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