life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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