Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
you never un-have a 4some
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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