If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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