It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize