She's JV to your varsity
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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