I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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