i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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