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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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