i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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