I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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