sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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