who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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