It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
As shirtless as possible
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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