But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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