i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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