think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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