the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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