She's JV to your varsity
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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