if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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