well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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