it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
is that a dick in a sweater?
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