just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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