having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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