Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
you made out with another girl for some wings
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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